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quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

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(insp.)

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lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

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givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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tyrabankruptcy:

Sleep tight, hunty.

tyrabankruptcy:

Sleep tight, hunty.

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smugsanae:

apostle-kun:

rift-master:

apostle-kun:

coalgirls:

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Finally

Why can’t we have both?

Because, contrary to popular belief, one is still illegal in massive parts of the world

Legalize MILFs

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thejory:

pitbull:

Back from the dead to tell you Never stop the party #dale

OH SHIT

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me: Oh what the fuck
friend: what happened?
me: this scenario I created in my head got intense
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slayboybunny:

alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry   

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highjos:

"He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life."
— Muhammad Ali

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12yellow-curries:

Tibetan Monks living in exile in India flew to Ferguson to show support for Mike Brown and community.

This is the kind of shit that matters. this is the kind of shit I feel guilty that I can’t do ….

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